The solution to the controversial Aunt Jemima branding was right in front of us all along: Cap'n Crunch is probably one of the most beloved mariners of all time!
I'm offended that somebody would portray a proud mariner like my brother in such a demeaning manner...but I'm probably going to try the syrup anyway...
My brother, and fellow Miami Dolphins fan, makes a good point, I too am deeply offended, being characterized by an obviously "woke" Millenial owned advertisement agency that is using, in a nationwide product labeling campaign, a retired white man, aka "Boomer", who likes nothing more than to be left alone and sail on his boat. I ask, what is next? Yosemite Sam stepping in for Mrs. Butterworth? Perhaps Elmer Fudd taking over for Uncle Ben and his "white" rice? And I ask, who in the world replaces the penultimate white Southern "Boomer" in advertising, Colonel Sanders? Where does the madness stop?
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I'm offended that somebody would portray a proud mariner like my brother in such a demeaning manner...but I'm probably going to try the syrup anyway...
My brother, and fellow Miami Dolphins fan, makes a good point, I too am deeply offended, being characterized by an obviously "woke" Millenial owned advertisement agency that is using, in a nationwide product labeling campaign, a retired white man, aka "Boomer", who likes nothing more than to be left alone and sail on his boat. I ask, what is next? Yosemite Sam stepping in for Mrs. Butterworth? Perhaps Elmer Fudd taking over for Uncle Ben and his "white" rice? And I ask, who in the world replaces the penultimate white Southern "Boomer" in advertising, Colonel Sanders? Where does the madness stop?
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